The Evil Coke Guy June 9, 2007
Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration, smiling is good for you , trackbackGetting up at… whenever it was… 5? 6?… at camp can lead you to notice things which you’d never notice if you got up at a more sane later hour.
One such thing was the coke machine. Perfectly ordinary coke machine… except for one thing. There was this little picture at the top, which I suppose was supposed to be an ad for coke, making you want some because it is obviously so good…
Well, as someone (I believe Madeline) pointed out, it is NOT a picture which makes you want coke. No, on the contrary, it made you want to run away screaming (once you realized what was actually going on).
…or, it could make you laugh. That was what happened when I saw the same picture at the mall this afternoon. So I took a picture of it, so that you all could be properly warned.

See that guy offering the bottle of coke? The guy with the rather psycho grin? Do you know why he looks like that? He poisoned the bottle of coke. We hoped at first that we were merely imagining this evil ploy, but then we realized… the clinching evidence… it’s not even a closed bottle! He has already opened it! Run away! Run away! See that unsuspecting girl happily swigging away at hers? The poison hasn’t kicked in yet. But that guy in pajama bottoms beside her… well, he does look about ready to slump over.
The early bird gets the worm. But misses the poisoned coke. ^_^
By the way, it seems to be a coke kind of day around here…Â check out CarpeBanana’s latest, if you haven’t seen it already.
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Actually, I think it was Alexandra who first pointed it out. She’s the kind of person who would think of those things.
yes it was me. how could you think otherwise?
btw…who is this ‘jack handy’? he has a sick sense of humor. (i laugh at everything he says, but that’s beside the point. :P)
Sorry, Alexandra. *blushes* My memory is not completely on that early in the morning. Plus, I thought that if it was Madeline, and I failed to give her credit, I’d be in more trouble that if it was YOU whom I failed to give credit to.
I have no idea who Jack Handy is, and I can’t figure out how to get that thing off. >_
really? *shrugs* i thought he was another one of your imaginary friends!