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Life II July 12, 2007

Posted by Anya in : smiling is good for you , 9comments

Quotes, with as little (or as much) background as I deem fit.  ^_^  These are not all exact, but how would you know that? *evil grin*  They ought to be fairly accurate.

Gideon:  “My, this knife is dull.  It won’t cut my bread.”  *runs fingers along it*  “It won’t even cut me!”

me:  “So…. are you gonna sue them?”

Gideon:  “For what?  Being traumatized by dull knives?”

Haiden:  *tries it on his tongue*

Arika and I:  “EWWWWW HAIDEN!!!!”

*much reference later on to the knife covered with Haiden’s spit*  (notice that it fortunately was not Haiden’s blood.)

(During our incredibly annoying “concert” — EleventySeven providing most of the annoyment/headaches)

*people cheer*

David:  “Something is wrong with people.”

*people clap*

David:  “Why are we clapping?

me:  “Because they’re done!”

David:  “Where is the main power generator?”

me:  “I don’t know.  Unfortunately.”

David (telling someone about how worthless I considered the concert):  “And she just sat back down and started writing again!”

Josh:  *is giving out hugs*

me:  “Hey, don’t I get one?”

Josh:  “Sure!” *hugs*  *hugs someone else*  *smacks me in the face in the process*  *is highly embarrassed and gives me another hug*

About my hair:  “Isn’t it pretty?  I’d hate to have it!” ~ Arika

“Someone in our group is ironing?” ~ Pastor B  (worse still, it was a GUY ironing!)

“I saw how you took a youth group of 200 and grew it to 70.” ~ Francis Chan

“It was before psychology was really big, and you just dealt with it.”  ~ Francis Chan

“You know they’re Life kids when they’re sleeping on the floor waiting for the elevator.” ~ Matt

Jay:  “I fell asleep in class.  No, I was STANDING UP.  And I fell forward like this,” *demonstrates* “caught myself, and then started falling backwards!” *demonstrates*  *almost hits a girl behind him*

Alicia and I:  “JAY!!!”

Jay:  “I know there are people all around!”

“And they’ll be like, ‘You, my friend, are on crack.’” ~ Ben W, about wandering up to random people and asking them to sign his shirt.

“Maybe I’ll sign it in BUBBLE LETTERS!  Except no.  Guys aren’t supposed to know how to do bubble letters… one time I did a poster for church in bubble letters and everyone was like, ‘Wow!  Whatever girl did that did a great job!’ and I’m like *grin sheepishly*  *looks around humming*.”  ~ Ben W.

“Wow.  That’s a lot of people.” ~ Sam

“Is this your first Life?” ~ Arika (we pointed out that she made us sound like cats!)

(talking about deep thoughts) “For some of us the bottom comes shorter than others.” ~ Samwise

me:  “For small group time, can we just all take a nap?   Then we won’t be so likely to fall asleep in class!”

Pastor B:  “That may not be such a bad idea.”

“We are all approaching the end of life.”  ~ Eddie, with a perfectly straight face.  (And, in a duh-Anya moment, I looked up to see what our bus was going to smash into which was going to lead to all our deaths.)

Antion:  *singing*  “All you need is loooooove….” (he had been going on and on with that for some time)

me:  *glare*  “All you need is a gag…”

Eddie:  “Yeah really!  All you need is a muzzle!”

Antion:  “ALL YOU NEED IS —”

Anna: “ANTION!”

*Antion shuts up*

Antion:  *in a very small voice* “love.”

me:  “May I please strangle him with my cord?  At least partially?”

Sam:  “Yeah, I’ve been to the aviary.”

me:  “They have a lot of cool birds… wow, that was pretty dumb.”

Sam:  “That’s okay.  At 2:33 in the morning, I don’t require very sensible thought.”

Sam and I:  *are talking*

David (a few seats behind us):  “Wow, this is getting serious.”

Sam:  *turns around and glares*  “David, can you actually hear us?”

David:  *smoochy sound effects*

Sam and I:  *crack up*

Sam:  “Okay, well how about shut up and go back to sleep.”

(David admitted the next day that he couldn’t hear a word we were saying.  >_< )