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A few camp quotes… July 21, 2007

Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration, smiling is good for you , trackback

“My name is now Frustration & Stupidity!” ~ Pastor J, talking about Mahlon and Chilion.

“I’m Moses and you’re Ramses!” ~ Nathaniel D (who had the spirit stick) to Joseph.

“I did not think it was possible to hate a shower that much.” ~ Shelby, on the ridiculously cold or hot showers.

“I’m getting up at 7 tomorrow.” ~ Zach, trying to figure out why we had gotten up an hour before everyone else.

“There’s no special treatment; everyone gets abused.” ~ Pastor M

“I’m hard of hearing in one ear and obstinate in the other.  So move up.” ~ Pastor M

“And we ask WHY is this person SO ANNOYING?!?” ~ Pastor J

“Anyone wanna help me stretch my pants?” ~ Lindsay B.

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Justin:  “I’m sitting by you again.”

me:  “AGAIN?”

Justin:  “There weren’t other chairs open!”

me:  “Yeah, well, just as long as it’s your last resort!”

Justin:  “You’re not a last resort!  You’re my second resort!”

me:  O_o  *doesn’t ask*

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“Learn English.  It’s your first language.  Practice it.”  ~ Pastor M

 

“I thought this was a not-so-subtle hint already!” ~ Pastor J, when Mrs. M left her watch up on the podium by mistake.

 

“Come on, put your hands up.  Don’t be afraid just because you’re wrong!” ~ Pastor M

 

“Harlot sounds better than prostitute… so um prostitute’s probably the better word.” ~ Pastor J, about Rahab.

 

“…which Peter had written down in written form.” ~ Pastor L

 

“My feet feel bad.  Well, just the outside.” ~ Sara  (I think she meant so say the TOP.)

 

“Whoever groaned — someone smack him in the back of the head.  In love, of course.” ~ Pastor M, when someone groaned about him going overtime.

 

“You’d probably just grab the front of my head and smack it down harder!” ~ Zach, on me offering to catch him if he fell off the bench.

 

Talking about the need to dress modestly…

“Silly boys.  They should gorge their eyes out.” followed by “They just shouldn’t HAVE eyes.” 

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Mom:  “What are you going for?  Total world domination by the time you’re 30?”

Jesse:  “Actually, 25.” 

(He was a regular one-man Mafia at Assassin.)

 

 

Comments»

1. Madeline - Saturday, July 21, 2007

Yay! Haha, those are funny. I wish I could have been there!!!!! :(

And I have just one thing to say: Jesse would be the sort of person to be a one-man Mafia. *rolls eyes* :P

2. Atanvarne - Saturday, July 21, 2007

haha! wish i could have been there! hope you all liked your letters! ^_^ (and i hope jesse wasn’t too mad when we sent him one too!)

3. Atanvarne - Tuesday, July 24, 2007

btw…i liked that justin quote: “you’re my second resort!”