My subconcious is *weird* September 24, 2007
Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration , trackbackI have a lot of odd dreams. Maybe not quite as, erm, kinesthetic as Abby’s, but way more amusing than most movies, cheap, and they keep me entertained the rest of the day. Sometimes I write them down, or at least try to write down enough so that later I will remember what they were about.
Anyway. Some interesting quotes/scenarios. And unless I say otherwise, these are from dreams. Not real life.
~Joanna: *about her mother and father* “I don’t know, they met in a Sheetz and just randomly started smooching each other.”Â
~The secret society which gave me peppermint soap and types of magnets to build a transporter with.
~Molly getting killed in guerrilla warfare, due to having drunk too much apple cider.
~me:Â “I could flip you over.”
Antion:Â “Let’s see it.”
me:Â *does so*
Antion:Â *cries*
~random guy:Â “Let us all now step inside the Circle of Unity.”
some other guy:Â “It’s an extension cord.“
first guy: “SHHH! I know that, but it’s the longest thing I could find! We want a big circle, right?”
~The dream in which I apparently was Lawrence of Arabia (care to guess what we had just watched?) and had to cross the desert to get to Districts. Talking to McKenzie before crossing the desert, “I’d far rather have a jumprope than [be?] a king out there, because a jumprope is MUCH more useful.”
~Edison Carter (as in, from Max Headroom) waking up to find two women who were both in love with him in the kitchen of his apartment squabbling over who was going to get to marry him. Edison: *walks into the middle of the fight* “Where’s the jello?”
~Antion telling me that his cabin at camp was “as wet as a moat”. [Side story: I was telling Samwise about this in real life, and he missed hearing that it was a DREAM, and started saying, “The cabins weren’t that bad!” Antion says that he would have been worried, too, and found it amusing. End of real life.]
~Dr. W. forcing all his “Biblical Language” students to learn Punti, as it “comes in useful”. O_o
~Dream about rescuing wounded soldiers. The iffy part of that was the army surgeon insisted that our first priority should be giving them all temporary tattoos. It would cheer them up immensely.Â
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LOL, oh my. I like that last one. I asked my dad if he would consider doing that, but he said no. Too bad for the patients.
the jello thing is cool. I think you could have been a writer for Max Headroom. Now, is that a compliment, *or what*?