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Useful for us classically homeschooled people… January 11, 2008

Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration, smiling is good for you , 4comments

(These are taken from this site) 

Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream

Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure - I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear

Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt! - Save the whales! 

Cave canem, te necet lingendo - Beware of the dog, he may lick you to death

Illiud latine dici non potest - You can’t say that in Latin

Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere - I’m going to have to hurt you on principle

Cogito ergo doleo - I think therefore I am depressed

Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit - I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken

Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - There goes my beeper!

Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo - You’ve been misusing the subjunctive again

Ducator meus nihil agit sine lagunculae leynidae accedunt - My calculator does not work without batteries

Scio cur summae inter se dissentiant! Numeris Romanis utor! - I know why the numbers don’t agree! I use Roman numerals!
 

Meum cerebrum nocet - My brain hurts

Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! - Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!

Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules - If I were you, I wouldn’t walk in front of any catapults

Abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit - He has left, absconded, escaped and disappeared

Brevis esse latoro obscurus fio - When I try to be brief, I speak gobbledegook

Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris - If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar

Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum - Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a thick shake
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head

Die dulci freure - Have a nice day

Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me

Tua mater tam antiquior ut linguam latine loquatur - Your mother is so old she speaks Latin

Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua - The only good language is a dead language

and finally, the EXTREMELY useful, potentially life-saving one, especially when you’ve just triggered the anti-matter devices to go off…

Me transmitte sursum, caledoni! - Beam me up, Scotty!