Useful for us classically homeschooled people… January 11, 2008
Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration, smiling is good for you , 4comments(These are taken from this site)Â
Clamo, clamatis, omnes clamamus pro glace lactis - I scream, you scream, we all scream for ice cream
Te audire non possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure - I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear
Balaenae nobis conservandae sunt! - Save the whales!Â
Cave canem, te necet lingendo - Beware of the dog, he may lick you to death
Illiud latine dici non potest - You can’t say that in Latin
Me oportet propter praeceptum te nocere - I’m going to have to hurt you on principle
Cogito ergo doleo - I think therefore I am depressed
Sane ego te vocavi. forsitan capedictum tuum desit - I did call. Maybe your answering machine is broken
Tintinnuntius meus sonat! - There goes my beeper!
Abutebaris modo subjunctivo denuo - You’ve been misusing the subjunctive again
Ducator meus nihil agit sine lagunculae leynidae accedunt - My calculator does not work without batteries
Scio cur summae inter se dissentiant! Numeris Romanis utor! - I know why the numbers don’t agree! I use Roman numerals!
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Meum cerebrum nocet - My brain hurts
Braccae illae virides cum subucula rosea et tunica Caledonia-quam elenganter concinnatur! - Those green pants go so well with that pink shirt and the plaid jacket!
Cave ne ante ullas catapultas ambules - If I were you, I wouldn’t walk in front of any catapults
Abiit, excessit, evasit, erupit - He has left, absconded, escaped and disappeared
Brevis esse latoro obscurus fio - When I try to be brief, I speak gobbledegook
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris - If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar
Da mihi sis bubulae frustrum assae, solana tuberosa in modo gallico fricta, ac quassum lactatum coagulatum crassum - Give me a hamburger, french fries, and a thick shake
Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam - I have a catapult. Give me all your money, or I will fling an enormous rock at your head
Die dulci freure - Have a nice day
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare - I think some people in togas are plotting against me
Tua mater tam antiquior ut linguam latine loquatur - Your mother is so old she speaks Latin
Sola lingua bona est lingua mortua - The only good language is a dead language
and finally, the EXTREMELY useful, potentially life-saving one, especially when you’ve just triggered the anti-matter devices to go off…
Me transmitte sursum, caledoni! - Beam me up, Scotty!