Missing Link Found! January 25, 2008
Posted by Anya in : Uncategorized , 4commentsThose poor evolutionists who have been bashing their brains out trying to come up with the missing link between man and monkey… of course they can’t find him.
It’s okay, this came as a revelation to me, too. I mean, I had always assumed that they couldn’t find one because one didn’t exist.
Well. Tonight at snack the mystery suddenly became clear. Ib was making faces, as he is wont to do, in a fashion a cross between Mr. Bean and Cosmo Brown. He made a particularly odd one and I found myself saying to him (more of trying to say to him, but choking laughing), “And what if your face freezes like that?”
Then it came to me. If his face freezes like that, some fortunate archaeologist will think that they have found the missing link between man and monkeys.
My darling little brother.
