Quotes… February 13, 2008
Posted by Anya in : spontaneous degeneration, smiling is good for you , 3commentsSamwise: “Well, it’s kind of superficial…”
Mr. K: “We’re into superficial.”
Samwise: *explains*
Matt: “Okay STOP. My head hurts.”
Sean: “I think my head just blew up. I can’t tell because of the hair.”
Mr. K: “That was not superficial enough.”
“Can we get a definition of reproach?”
“What is temperance?”
“What’s hospitality?”
Mr. K: “I was afraid that I was going to have to define prodigal.”
me: *points at Bryan*
Bryan: “I don’t know what it means…”
Sean: “What is ‘the trustworthy message’?”
everyone: *turns around and gives Sean a shocked look*
someone: “The BIBLE!!!”
Sean: “Oh.”
Mr. K: “So if we disagreed about what color to stain the doors… wait… Anya, give me a bigger controversial issue.”
me: “Predestination.”
Mr. K: “Um…”
(What did he think that I was going to say?)
And then Liz — yes, my dear sweet Elizabeth, the sister of Samwise — killed me. I was watching the people in the sanctuary sing (well, okay, I was listening to them sing) and every time Lizzie walked past she told me to be quiet. Finally she walked past and made the throat-slashing motion. I fell dramatically to the floor. Lizzie went into the library, so I decided to try scaring her. She was on the other side of the bookshelf. Fortunately, there is a strategically placed picture. The glass reflects. I watched her for a few minutes. Then, when the Opportune Moment came, I crept around the bookshelf and yelled (semi-quietly) something like “BWAH!!! ELIZABETH!”
She jumped.
Actually, she more of rocketed.
And yelled at me.
I explained that I had been watching her in the glass.
Lizzie: “So what was I doing?”
me: “You were looking at the books. But before that, you had been looking at a book, and then you put it back on the shelf –”
Lizzie: O_O “You were here that WHOLE TIME??? WHY?”
me: “You killed me!!!”
